Racist Right

You are a racist if you use a moderator's first name.





You are a racist when you say that people should work a job rather than take food stamps.



You are a racist if you talk about food stamps and welfare.



You are a racist if you are against the President's policies.
You are a racist if you support a black man for president.



And if you talk about problems that afflict certain communities, you're a racist.
And if you don't talk about problems that afflict certain communities, you're a racist.
And if you use racist language, you're a racist.
And if you don't use racist language, you're using code and are a racist.
And if you don't hear the code, you are a racist.
And if you deny you are a racist, it is proof positive that you are a racist.

Is there such a thing as a racist liberal or leftist? One wonders.