Beheadings Change Foreign Policy
Certainly we can all agree that beheadings are the violent actions of an enemy. But so were the murders of US Ambassador Christopher Stevens, US Foreign Service Information Management Officer Sean Smith, and CIA contractors, Tyrone Woods and Glen Doherty in Benghazi.
How is Foggy Bottom certain that these journalists weren't just in the wrong place when a Youtube viewing made some viewers angry and their movie review poured out into the street and got a little out of hand - you know, victims of Peevish Movie Syndrome like those unfortunate souls in Benghazi? Well, stop wondering because that just makes you a racist.
If you calmly finish the reading a children's book you're an unfit leader and an idiot. If you hysterically blame movie critics you are solid. If you dare question either of these suppositions you are a wacko, bat-shit-crazy conspiracy nut. Oh, and racist.